High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!! ;-)


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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

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Once a Cow, Elephant & a Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three.

So here the conversation goes...

Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I’m the greatest.

Elephant: I lift loads of 100s of Kgs daily and that’s why I’m the greatest!!

Now it was Donkey’s turn.

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Hellooooooo!!!!!! What are you waiting for? It’s your turn to speak up. Speak up and prove that you’re the greatest.

Hahahahahaha... Hehehehehe... Hohohohohoho...

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My car...

Cho chweet.....