Witty father....

A teenage guy's experience..... Witty father....


Took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
 
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  
 
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green , red , orange , and blue .  
 
My dad kept staring at him.  
 
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.  
 
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
 
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'  
 
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.  
 
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
  'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'    

Mr.X at his best.... Lolz....

Mr.X sat for an Entrance exam in Medical university, professor killed himself reading his answers....

Let's take a look at what he wrote there.... :)

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/ well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.

(100% intended for harmless humour.) 

Love at first sight? Lol....

Can anybody define what is love is love at first sight?

I know it's really tough...

But I'm brave enough to show you the meaning....

Come on guys....

Let's scroll down....

Scroll down....

Scroll down....

Scroll down.....

Bit more please....

Don't be shy, bit more again....

This is it......... :)

Calling customer care?

Calling customer care is harder than anything....

Just take a look.....

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